because this is actually fucking true
this prick ass bitch
- pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
- and is like super shitting nice
- and it pisses me off
- and to add it all
- he is gorgeous
the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes
YEAH JUST TOMATOES
UGH I HATE THIS MAN
Not only that, but he also:
- Reads a significant amount
- Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
- Can carry out urbane conversations
- Is extraordinarily humble and modest
- Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
- Is ginger.
Some more stuff to add on to the list:
- his immense, extensive vocabulary
- the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
- can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
- he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote?
Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.
And may I add, he can also
- play piano
- play violin
- scuba dive
- rock climb
- ride motorbikes
- and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
- oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
- and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen
DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)
I also heard he’s
- a fucking fantastic lover
oh and stating the obvious
- as was said before
- this gorgeous piece of actor can
- you know
- actually act
- not to mention he can do accents
- but only if they are his native accent, American, or Rickman
- speaking of Rickman, his impressions are so bad that they come full circle and become good again
- he’s the biggest dork on the planet
- and he makes that attractive
i’m sorry but ♥ seriously ♥
SO MANY REASONS
that in it of itself is a reason.
What about his sense of fashion!
He’s also a huge doctor who fan in case no one noticed, looks damn fine in any article of clothing, and humble enough to make jokes (hilarious ones) at his own expense
He is about as close to perfect as it’s possible to be. Can we please discuss:
- an upper lip so perfect it looks as if it was carved by the GODS
- the most dramatic and delicious cheekbones I’ve ever seen on a human
- the fact he is over six feet tall
- lean without being skinny
- eyes that can’t figure out what color they want to be, so they are EVERY BEAUTIFUL COLOR IN EXISTENCE
- a neck so long and gorgeous it defies description